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Auch, wenn manche der Autoren einem mit ihrer Selbstvermarktung gehörig auf den Senkel gehen – Texte wie dieser über eine vollautomatische japanische Tote-verbrannte-Leute-Aufbewahrungs-und-ab-und-zu-raushol-Anlage machen alles wieder wett:

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A graying Japanese woman, injected with liquid Smilex at key muscular intersections, walks up to her husband's futuristic shrine, flashing an RFID chip at a card reader. Thirty seconds later, the entombed ashes of her late husband are brought up via elevator from the sepulchral Japanese netherworld. A translation of their conversation follows.

Woman: Husband!

Ashes: Wife! It is hell down there. The urns never stop weeping and screaming. Why won't you put me on your mantle?

Woman: I am sleeping with a new man now.

Ashes: You whore.

Woman: I am glad you are dead.

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‘In general, Bumblebee Man only speaks in simple, over-enounced Spanish sentences. His catchphrases of choice are typically “Ay, ay, ay, no me gusta!” (“I don’t like it!”), “Ay, ay, ay, no es bueno!” (“That’s not good!”) and “Ay, Dios no me ama!” (“God doesn’t love me!”)’